There are people in Thousand Oaks who have superpowers.

Let me explain.

There are some who have the ability to not see their own dog’s poop when they’re out for walks.

There are still others who, if they do see it and even bag it up, they cannot see it anymore if they toss it aside, apparently assuming that it’s invisible to the rest of us. I find this fascinating.

Tarantula Hill is littered with poop, both of the bagged and unbagged variety.

Along Gainsborough, there are multiple bags of poop tossed into bushes and set beside the rocks. Now I’m sure that, not wanting to brag about their super-vision abilities, these pet owners would like to remain anonymous.

So I’d just like to request that these people would take pity on us mere mortals who can see their dog’s poop and not only bag it up but take it all the way home and throw it away.

That would be super.
Kelly Aaron
Thousand Oaks