Here's a rewrite of Joe Walsh's classic song, "Life's Been Good":
'None Looks Good To Me So Far'

Barack Obama, they say he's quite nice
And in Chicago they'll vote for him twice
The most devoted stump for Ron Paul
It's either him or they won't vote at all
They all are crazy but they've got lots of guts
I'm just looking for clues as to which one ain't nuts
None looks good to me so far
 
Poor John McCain, he just looks 85
If he should win will he still be alive?
Ms. Clinton's limo, she rides in the back
She locks the doors in case she's attacked

They give their speeches, their fans they can't wait
They write them letters, tell them they're great
And they all have an office with pictures on the wall
We'll be electing one this next fall

Lucky I'm sane after all that I've heard
I can't complain 'cause they won't hear a word
None looks good to me so far

There's just two parties, I wish there were four
It's hard to vote for someone you abhor
They seem to relish this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different, still they're the same

They say I'm lazy but this voting seems dumb
I keep on goin' 'though the future looks glum
None looks good to me so far
George Burditt
Thousand Oaks