'WHAT HAVE WE HERE?'- Linda Schaver, left, as Constance Lane in Conejo Players' production of "Nude with Pineapple," shares a special book with Laurence Falkner as Charley Turner. The show runs Saturdays and Sundays, April 19 through May 10. Showtimes are 2 p.m. plus a performance at 7 p.m. Sun., May 4. Tickets are $10. For more information, call (805) 4953715. The theater is at 351 S. Moorpark Road in Thousand Oaks.