Here's a rewrite of Joe Walsh's classic song, "Life's Been Good":

Here's a rewrite of Joe Walsh's classic song, "Life's Been Good": Barack Obama, they say he's quite nice And in Chicago they'll vote for him twice The most devoted stump for Ron Paul It's either him or they won't vote at all They all are crazy but they've got lots of guts I'm just looking for clues as to which one ain't nuts None looks good to me so far   Poor John McCain, he just looks 85 If he should win will he still be alive? Ms. Clinton's limo, she rides in the back She locks the doors in case she's attacked They give their speeches, their fans they can't wait They write them letters, tell them they're great And they all have an office with pictures on the wall We'll be electing one this next fall Lucky I'm sane after all that I've heard I can't complain 'cause they won't hear a word None looks good to me so far There's just two parties, I wish there were four It's hard to vote for someone you abhor They seem to relish this fortune and fame Everybody's so different, still they're the same They say I'm lazy but this voting seems dumb I keep on goin' 'though the future looks glum None looks good to me so far George Burditt Thousand Oaks