Mother's Day memories

"What do you want for Mother's Day?" I asked my wife earlier this week.

"I don't need anything," she said.

"Do you want to do something for Mother's Day?" I asked. "Anything you want to do, we'll do it."

"I don't need to do anything," she said.

Then, the great wife and mother that she is, never thinking of herself and always thinking of others, asked, "What do you want to do?"

"I want to do something you want to do, not something I want to do. What could we all do as a family that would make you feel appreciated as a mother?"

My wife was stumped. She honestly couldn't think of one thing she wanted for Mother's Day.

"How about a facial or a massage?" I suggested. "You really enjoyed that facial and massage you got after the baby was born."

"Wow, remember that?" she asked me. "Can you believe that was almost four years ago? Remember how we used to stand over his crib after he was born and watch him sleep for hours?"

"Yeah, I remember that," I said. And believe me, I remember it so well because we would stay there for hours watching our son sleep. He was more entertaining than any movie or TV program. He was a sleeping baby and one who never moved in his sleep, yet we couldn't take our eyes off the little guy.

We'd say, "Look how his little belly moves when he breathes." Our friends- who weren't parents- used to tell us, "yeah, that's how people stay alive. They breathe."

My wife was lost in reminiscence at this point. "Remember how our baby used to make us sit in front of the grocery store and watch the automatic doors open and close?" my wife asked me.

Of course I remember that. We used to get stuck at those doors for what seemed to be an eternity. Once someone approached and the doors automatically opened, then we had to stay there until the doors closed. And if we didn't leave before someone else came along and triggered the doors to open, our son made us wait until the doors closed and stayed closed. I ask you, how can you deny the little guy that simple pleasure?

So there we sat in front of our nearby grocery store on many occasions for days on end (our nearby store is open 24 hours a day), watching people go in and out of the building, the doors opening and closing. And when there was a break in the line of people and the doors remained closed, our son would finally say, "Okay, we can go home now." And we went home.

My wife paused for a moment with pleasure in remembering that scene. Then she moved on to the next topic, which certainly wasn't the Mother's Day topic I had initially brought up. "Remember how we used to love to fly?"

How can I forget? I used to want to be a pilot when I was a little kid. I loved flying. My wife and I used to consider flying one of the best parts of our vacations. Then we became parents, and for some reason we became extremely fearful of flying- no kidding.

"It's because we have a child," my wife and I tell ourselves. We believe that the birth of our son has made us consider death much more seriously because if we die in an airplane crash now, our son will have lost a parent or both parents depending on the situation.

Or if we're all flying together, we worry about the pain our precious little baby would have to go through if the airplane crashed. We can't stand the thought of that. The thought of our pain during an airplane crash never crossed our minds before, but now this little guy has us worrying for him. Weird.

My wife asked another ques

ion, totally staying off the Mother's Day subject. "Remember when our baby thought you were the guy on the Brawny paper towels' package?"

Yes, my son actually thinks I

ook like the Brawny paper towel guy. And hey, if he wants to be

ieve that I look like that big,

ough, muscle-bound dude, heck,

'm not going to shatter his image of me.

"Sure, that's me on the paper

owel wrapper," I tell the boy. "Look at my muscles. Look how

ough I am. Don't mess with me, buddy."

Totally lost in thoughts of our son, my wife obviously needed

edirection. I brought up Mother's Day again, and asked what she wanted- again. "And I don't want to hear, 'I don't need anything,'" I said.

My wife thought about it for a little more than a minute, and then she finally answered the question.

"How about Disneyland?" she suggested.

"You're not even that big of a fan of Disneyland," I said.

Great mother that she is, she said, "Yeah, but our baby loves it."

To all mothers out there who are equally unselfish, and who are totally caring for their children in the same way, you deserve a very happy Mother's Day. Enjoy!

E-mail Michael Picarella at pic@theacorn.com. Oak Park and Jean Philippe Choudry of Agoura Hills.

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